Saturday, April 25, 2009

Thora: Your New, Friendly Neighborhood Connection to Multi Level Marketing

Avram and I were talking today about all the different financial bubbles that have burst in America, such as housing, tech and whatnot, and we were talking about how there aren't that many bubbles left to burst. What if the Multi Level Marketing Companies' (hereafter referred to as MLM Co.'s) bubble burst? Then the Government, in a desperate attempt to save the jobs of thousands of hard working MLM sales reps could bail out these companies too!

Then the Government would be in the down-line of all those MLM sales representatives. Imagine that! There could be whole warehouses, full of HerbaLife, Xango, and Scentsy candles, that the Government would have bought to maintain the economy. And then each individual state would become part of the down-line too. Although Utah has a small number of populations, so potentially would be far down on the down-line, it would actually come out on top, since most MLM companies originate in Utah. Just think, finally at last California would have to answer to Utah, and give Utahns extra money (that'll make up for all the Electricity we keep producing for them! Mwahahaha!).

To beat the system, we should all join MLM companies today, so that way the whole US government will be down our lines, and we'll make kick back until we're millionaires. Anyone want to come to my personal, no-pressure,-scented-jewelry-that-can-also-be-used-as-an-upscale-kitchen-utensil-that-ALSO-is-edible-and-will-save-your-health/marriage/figure party?

7 comments:

  1. Funny and clever. And I pray it never ever comes true.

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  2. Oh THANK YOU!! I've been dying to get into multi level marketing for a long time now (years and years, really), but just haven't found the right niche. YOU have it! I'm all over your scented-jewelry-that-can-also-be-used-as-an-upscale-kitchen-utensil-that-ALSO-is-edible-and-will-save-your-health/marriage/figure thing. Count me in.

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  3. EDIBLE you say?? Sign me up!

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  4. Shoot, I'm down with just the scented jewelry. Hilarious post Thora.

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  5. You just tried to sell me a MLM product, so you will be met with my usual response, which is, nothing. I will not respond, I will completely ignore your party invitations, and will continue to do so until the end of time. If you still try to sell me stuff, I will tell you over and over again that I am very, very poor. Sorry. I went to one Mary Kay party a few years ago "just to support a friend" and learned my lesson. NEVER AGAIN!

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  6. Thora, can you get this jewelry in sterling silver too? I take three.

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  7. oh man that is funny! I love it!

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